Saturday, January 29, 2005

Tip your male server the same you would your female one.

The honest server
The asshole server
The queer server
The attentive server
The ladies man server
The order taking server
The "i'm ignoring you" server
The witty server
The "give you a little friendly attitude" server
The friend server
The therapist server
The sarcastic server
The mediator server
The debator server
The "It's all about you" server
The "What in the fuck do you want from your server" server
The "All of the Above" server
-and lastly-
The "How i would want to be served" server

Fact: All those are me. I've tried everything.
Fact: I still get at least 20 - 30% less than the shittiest female server counterpart who doesn't know shit about shit.

Question: Why?
Think real hard on that. If you have an answer for that, let me know.

Exception: Having sweet T & A doesn't qualify as an answer.

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