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DISCLAIMER: If you don't understand the meaning of a few 'swear words' in the English dictionary, you will be informed of their meaning. Explicit words will be used in this blog. I don't hold any responsibility for the usage of these 'swear words' and if anyone tells you that you shouldn't use these words, at least you'll be able to defend your position in showing the diversity of them, then you can tell them to "Fuck off" as it is an appropriate phrase in English context. Again, I hold zero responsibilty for what may come of this blog, it's up to you to use your new found knowledge to defend yourself. Here goes.

This first one is from the website http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html I took the time to write out some of the dialogue for argument sake, but this is where i am giving credit to.

perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck
out of all the english words that begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word that is refered to as the "f word"

its the one magical word, just by its sound can desscribe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
fuck, as most words in the english language, is derived from german, the word "frichen," which means to strike

in english, fuck falls into many grammitcal categories,
as a transitive verb, for instance, "john fucked shirley"
as an intransitive verb - "shirley fucks"

its meaning is not always sexual...
it can be used as an adjective such as- "johns doing all the fucking work"
as an adverb - "shirly talks too fucking much"
as an adverb enhancing an adjective - "shirly is fucking beautiful"
as a noun - "i dont give a fuck"
as part of a word - "absofuckinglutley," or "infuckingcredible"
and, as almost any word in a sentence - "fuck the fucking fuckers"

there aren't many words with this versitility as in these examples
fraud - "i got fucked at the used car lot"
dismay - "aw fuck it"
trouble - "i guess im really fucked now"
agression - "don't fuck with me buddy"
difficulty - "i don't understand this fucking question"
inquiry - "who the fuck was that"
dissatisfaction - "i don't like what the fuck is going on here"
incompetence - "he's a fuckoff"
dismissal - "why don't you go outside and go play hide and go fuck yourself"
with all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?

Moving on... here's another argument from an e-mail i got from one who I will call... Disco Lou.

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider the following:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are timeswhen you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shitor a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creekwithout a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in abucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block ofthe English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do givea shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

There you have it.

I find it amazing how a few words with such diversity are frowned upon when they come out in a sentence in particular groups. They have sufficient meaning and diversity to be incorporated in almost every sentence, yet because they have been labelled a "curse" or "improper", we are left to use it in private conversation. Fuck the mother-fuckers who shit on the many definitions of the diverse language of English. If you know the meaning behind what you are saying and do so tastefully, there ought not be any taboo's on what word you use.